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PLAYER CHARACTERS
FYI: I've left the main PCs blank to create in the hopes that the players will make their own notes. So please feel free to get in there and create actual entries for them. Your characters are linked all over this wiki. I'm also tracking XP after games on this particular page now to help with what we'll call “drunk math”. Also see the Backstories section for more misc character details.
The Party
Anywhere on our campaign's website where something says “The Party” refers to whomever the active player characters are or were when an event happened or a note was made. Most context clues for these things can be figured out by reading the associated notes from the homepage or archived session lore.
Jules Jesko
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- 1900xp as of 2026-01-06
- 2725xp as of 2026-01-13 (gained 725 + 100 from Dumb Dares card.)
- Establishing herself as primary caretaker of Sunny.
- Became level 4. Starts getting double attacks.
- 3250xp as of 2026-01-28 (gained 525)
- 4100xp as of 2026-02-03 (gained 850)
- 4600xp as of 2026-02-10 (gained 500)
- Met her Wyrd Uncle Lugo in an amusing backstory twist.
- See also: Backstories
- 5100xp as of 2026-02-17 (gained 500)
- Met some Cloud Giants in Mustardia and revealed she speaks their language.
- 5640xp as of 2026-02-24 (gained 540)
- Came across, and took possession of, an ancient painting that appears to feature her.
- 6090xp as of 2026-03-03 (gained 450, missed the start of the adventure so lagged 25xp behind.)
- 6540xp as of 2026-03-10 (gained 450xp)
- Became Level 5!
- Completed the Crompse Causal Loop.
- Found out that Skip is a distant relative.
- Turns out Jules gets “hug trauma” and is also not into kissing the toes of bandit queens.
- 7140xp as of 2026-03-17 (gained 600xp / from Animalfolk based one-shot)
- 7790xp as of 2026-03-24 (gained 650xp)
- Finally revealed to Eyrun that she's also from Havenspass.
- Crossed paths with Wyrd Uncle Lugo again in The Mistwood. He'd validly left her alone as promised, and this time she basically came to him by helping guide the party across continents.
- Acquired a perfectly normal rules accurate Scroll Of Fireball from Krymec's Vault.
- 8140xp as of 2026-04-14 (gained 350xp)
- Returned home to her Moms at their residence in the Havenspass Commune.
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- Managed to get a reduction of money going to Atlas with Eyrun's help.
- 8727xp as of 2026-04-21 (gained 587xp)
- Coldly let Simp The Imp die and played it off to everyone outside the party as if Simp was a “hero” trying to save The Party. This resulted in Wyrd Uncle Lugo leaving town.
- Solved an issue between Niflome Moonshiners & The Moms' Elven Cordage workers.
- 9587xp as of 2026-04-28 (gained 860xp)
- 10xp of the above came from doodling a hydra on an initiative card.
- 10337xp as of 2026-05-05 (gained 750xp)
- Discovered a suspicious deck of cards in Urist's belongings.
- Saved the life of sentient animated stump Zyr.
- 10737xp as of 2026-05-26 (gained 400xp)
- 11537xp as of 2026-06-02 (gained 800xp)
- Is starting to discover some tactics for hiding in the back during combat are ineffective as the combats get more challenging, and is showing tendencies to be willing to abandon The Party for self preservation if needed.
- “Jules is growing slightly fond of the party.”4)
- 11937xp as of 2026-06-09 (gained 400xp)
- Said goodbye to Kess & Nix as she left Havenspass. Wasn't too emotional about it. Promised she'd write letters, probably for the sake of pacifying them.
- Was handed a letter addressed to herself while still at The Moms', supposedly sent from Wyrd Uncle Lugo that simply said “Goldvale”.
- Told The Moms they should donate Alimir's abandoned horse Duchess to a local stable.
- 12287xp as of 2026-06-16 (gained 350xp)
- 12837xp as of 2026-06-23 (gained 550xp)
- Continues to hide in the back, walk away from problematic things, and place themself as the low impact, low blame person in The Party with a likely eventual assumption that when things go down and fingers get pointed, they will point less at her.
- 13137xp as of 2026-06-16 (gained 300xp…I think. There were distracted ADHD & alcohol based issues.)
- 13737xp as of 2026-07-07 (gained 600xp)
- 14537xp as of 2026-07-14 (gained 800xp, “Woodchuck Day Event”)
- 15337xp as of 2026-07-21 (gained 800xp, “Woodchuck Day Event, Part 2”)
- 16137xp as of 2026-08-04 (gained 800xp)
- Learned something very interesting about Lugo's Purple Potion.
- Reunited with Wyrd Uncle Lugo in Goldvale and made him promise to somehow check in with her mom's due to the whole Fauxbe issue.
- 17137xp as of 2026-08-11 (gained 1000xp)
- Signed an unknown contract with Wyrd Uncle Lugo in order to save her own life and escape the Rusty Cave.
Urist Saltbeard
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- 820xp as of 2026-01-06
- 1545xp as of 2026-01-13 (gained 725)
- Became Level 3 & Selected “Path Of The Berserker” which means the “Frenzy” ability is in play.
- 2245xp as of 2026-01-23 (gained 650 @ side quest night)
- Proved useful with the Nature skill when no other skilled parties were present to identify some very important wild grapes.
- 2770xp as of 2026-01-28 (gained 525)
- Got to experience the addicting Shovel Of Alden as a personal weapon.
- Became level 4.
- 3620xp as of 2026-02-03 (gained 850)
- Revealed he enjoys the Shovel Of Alden.
- Backstory enhancements!
- Destroyed a lot of his own village in a fit of rage.
- Doesn't know if he has any siblings or not.
- Used to work on a whaling ship and was rescued from a kraken by Salty Merlot.
- 4120xp as of 2026-02-10 (gained 500)
- Again confessed in front of Kim to coveting the Shovel Of Alden.
- 4620xp as of 2026-02-17 (gained 500)
- 5160xp as of 2026-02-24 (gained 540)
- Had an encounter with The Moose.
- 5635xp as of 2026-03-03 (gained 475, base xp for the night)
- 6085xp as of 2026-03-10 (gained 450xp)
- Found 3 rings for sale in Ancient Crompse that matched his own mysterious jade ring and got information that the jade comes from an area to the far north of Goldvale known as the Marmyam Wastes.
- 6685xp as of 2026-03-17 (gained 600xp / from Animalfolk based one-shot)
- Became Level 5
- 7435xp as of 2026-03-24 (gained 650xp with The Party + 100xp from Dumb Dare cards.)
- Finally got to be part of a tavern brawl at The Card House.
- Oddly chose not to embrace following what he learned about the Marmyan Wastes being where his Jade Ring(s) come from and instead voted to leave the entire continent for Havenspass.
- 7835xp as of 2026-04-07 (gained 400xp)
- Went on a side adventure in the Lethal Leaf Dungeon with Eyrun & Simp The Imp, to capture “werewolf Alimir.”
- 7835xp as of 2026-04-14 (gained 0xp - got NPCed for the session.)
- It was declared that some sap from a Mistwood tree's roots encountered in the Lethal Leaf Hole strongly reacted with him and sent him into a deep chemically induced sleep. He was then moved to a bed at Jules Moms' house and left to recover, unconscious.
- 8685xp as of 2026-04-28 (gained 850xp)
- Finally awoke from his time being a victim to Mistwood Sap and rejoined The Party.
- Learned almost nothing about Havenspass because everyone rushed him out of it almost immediately.
- Excelled in a physical scenario involving making checks to jump between stone pillars, showcasing his role as the most physically competent in The Party.
- 9435xp as of 2026-05-05 (gained 750xp)
- Received some healing from a newly discovered Kuo-Toa Idol.
- 9835xp as of 2026-05-26 (gained 400xp)
- 10635xp as of 2026-06-02 (gained 800xp)
- Placed all of his metal that could be magnetized and all of his magical items into the Blue Bag Of Hoarding while visiting the Magneto Elemental Tunnel. Everything of which is currently trapped inside of the bag, including but not limited to his Deck Of Many Things.
- Gained a yeti pelt from the slain Abominable Yeti on the Cloudfire Mountains.
- 11135xp as of 2026-06-09 (gained 500xp)
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- Went on a date, or something at Orangebeard's rental apartment. Set a follow up date, or something to be had at The Lobster Tank fungal bar.5)
- Befriended Peg Leg Yeet, a boat captain that seems to be Preston's great-great grandson and may be another avenue to finding out more about the jade rings.
- Got his stuff back from the Blue Bag Of Hoarding with the help of Alex, a mage working for the city of Mythburg.
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- 11485xp as of 2026-06-16 (gained 350xp)
- Went on another date, or something with Orangebeard The Lovely. They offered to spend a lot more time with Urist and also asked for helping roughing up a canning company that needs some convincing to work with Orangebeard's company. Also offered to give Urist a tour of their ship “The Sideways Pineapple” if he can be helpful.
- Was asked by Orangebeard to explain his rage issues from when he was younger. At this point a new piece of backstory lore was given that Urist was one of two foundlings, but the only one kept by his village!
- 12035xp as of 2026-06-23 (gained 550xp)
- Allowed himself to become sort of a hired thug for Orangebeard The Lovely shaking down a business. That relationship continues to strengthen.
- Has a permanent record via the City Watch in Mythburg.
- 12335xp as of 2026-06-30 (gained 300xp…I think. There were distracted ADHD & alcohol based issues.)
- 13035xp as of 2026-07-07 (gained 600xp)
- 14435xp as of 2026-07-14 (gained 1400xp, “Woodchuck Day Event”)
- 15235xp as of 2026-07-21 (gained 800xp, “Woodchuck Day Event, Part 2”)
- 16035xp as of 2026-07-28 (gained 800xp6))
- 16835xp as of 2026-08-04 (gained 800xp)
- Has once again gotten his hands on the Shovel Of Alden although is passing it around as not to be corrupted. Was instrumental in getting it back to Goldvale.
- Due to Kelthor's Book Of Great Awareness he is fairly certain he needs to find Preston in the Goldvale area for the sake of creating something lasting, and also he's aware that his river sibling/foundling companion is now in the town of Ethica.
- 17835xp as of 2026-08-11 (gained 1000xp)
- While trying to escape the Rusty Cave, he drew the Skull, Jester and Knight cards from the infamous Deck Of Many Things. Lasting effect from this, aside from those cards being drawn per rules involving the deck, are reduced to a knight entering the game in service of Urist loyally until death. The knight's name is NueNue.
- Signed an unknown contract with Wyrd Uncle Lugo in order to save his own life and escape the Rusty Cave.
Alimir
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- 6627xp as of 2026-06-16 (gained 350xp)
- Was quickly found behind a dumpster by The Party.
- 7177xp as of 2026-06-23 (gained 550xp)
- Contributed to his own forgotten Alimir. Now out of character we know he started off with a more rogue like vibe.
- Showed who he is by becoming a “Paladin Karen” around law enforcement in The Cans.
- Has a permanent record via the City Watch in Mythburg.
- Robbed an unguarded cart on the streets in The Cans.
- 7477xp as of 2026-06-30 (gained 300xp…I think. There were distracted ADHD & alcohol based issues.)
- 8177xp as of 2026-07-07 (gained 600xp)
- Has taken to wearing a clown costume over his armor.
- 9177xp as of 2026-07-14 (gained 1000xp, “Woodchuck Day Event”)
- 9977xp as of 2026-07-21 (gained 800xp, “Woodchuck Day Event, Part 2”)
- 10777xp as of 2026-07-28 (gained 800xp8))
- 11777xp as of 2026-08-11 (gained 1000xp)
Matilda Delmar
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- 350xp as of 2026-06-16 (gained 350xp)
- Revealed to The Party to be from the Island Nation of Berm.
- Became a Level 2 character.
- 1000xp as of 2026-06-23 (gained 650xp)
- Revealed more of her personality as she attempted to steal an elephant and pick pocket Alimir.
- Became a Level 3 character.
- Chose Arcane Trickster subclass.
- 1300xp as of 2026-06-30 (gained 300xp…I think. There were distracted ADHD & alcohol based issues.)
- 2000xp as of 2026-07-07 (gained 600xp)
- 2600xp as of 2026-07-14 (gained 600xp, “Woodchuck Day Event”)
- 3400xp as of 2026-07-21 (gained 800xp, “Woodchuck Day Event, Part 2”)
- 4200xp as of 2026-07-28 (gained 800xp9))
- 5000xp as of 2026-08-04 (gained 800xp)
- It was revealed that Matilda has a little sister back in the Island Nation Of Berm.
- Arriving with her companions in Goldvale, and with the knowledge from Kelthor's Book Of Great Awareness, she knows if she wants to accomplish her personal goals she can change her life up by visiting the Warlock Well.
Vesper
Additional PCs
- Zingle - Temporary party member while attempting to get some more actual players into the game. Maybe be used in case not everyone can show up for a future game, or may find himself benched.
- 3 Goblins whose minds and bodies the normal PCs fused with in the past and whose names the DM didn't bother to write down because he didn't want to. The character sheets still exist and no one knows if they've seen their last use or not.
- Simp The Imp - A possible deceased Imp that was with The Party for a little bit in the Havenspass region.
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Sage - Should thirst for knowledge and magic.
2)
Formerly Tori called her Kassandra but it was Kess by March 2026 in a chat.
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Unknown reason.
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A player quote.
5)
100xp came from the emotional trauma of having to role play this.
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aka some amusing abuse for the group's sake after being an absent player for a few weeks.
10)
St. Patrick's Day One Shot 2026, originally.
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May 12th 2026, Second Adventure!
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Capelin was absent from the second adventure.
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