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--- mustard_mike [2025/12/12 11:25] – created dungeonmaster
+++ mustard_mike [2026/05/07 17:31] (current) – dungeonmaster
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-===“Mustard Mike” the Magnificent(He insists the full title is used every single time)===
+=====Mustard Mike*=====
-    • Race: Bronze Dragonborn (claims bronze is from mustard tanning)
+  * *The Magnificent(He insists the full title is used every single time)
-    • Ukulele
+  * Race: [[Dragonborn|Bronze Dragonborn]]((Used a [[Skinny Minis]] figure in the game originally. Now uses a 3d Wizkiz dragonborn figure painted to have bronze wings and a mustard yellow shield.)) (claims bronze is from mustard tanning)
-    • He introduces himself the exact same way every time, even if they’ve met him six times already:
+  * Ukulele((Hasn't had time to enjoy his musical hobbies since becoming an avatar for Mustardia.))
-    • “Greetings, adventurers! I am Mustard Mike the Magnificent™, pioneer of the world’s 83rd-most-important condiment. Have you accepted mustard into your heart as your lord and savor?”
+  * **He introduces himself the exact same way every time((Provided the DM remembers to do it that way.)), even if they’ve met him six times already:**
-    • Level 5 Bard. Chaotic Neutral (Florida Man subtype)
+  * “Greetings, adventurers! I am Mustard Mike the Magnificent™, pioneer of the world’s 83rd-most-important condiment. Have you accepted mustard into your heart as your lord and savor?”((At present he's confused about how to introduce himself, given his new role as the "Dragon Of Mustardia."))
+  * Level 5 Bard. Chaotic Neutral (Florida Man subtype)
+  * First encountered in [[Goldvale]].
+    * For awhile joined the land pirate crew.
-===Signature look: ===
+====Development====
-    • A violently colorful Hawaiian shirt.
-    • Cargo shorts with 37 pockets, every single one containing a different regional mustard
-    • Flip-flops carved from coconuts (even in a dungeon)
-    • A straw hat that says “Kiss the Mustard”
-===Comments:  (he never shuts up about mustard)===
+  * When Mike uses the [[Warlock Well]] the entity he makes a deal with involves [[Mustardia]], officially linking mustard themed elements in this campaign.
-        ◦ “This goblin blood? Too thin. Needs a coarse-ground mustard to give it body.”
+  * [[Sir Fee]] is was down to the ground to work a temp job as the doorman at [[The Card House]] while waiting for Mike to show up with the Land Pirates.
-        ◦ “Beholder eye stalks taste just like bratwurst if you slathered in honey mustard. ”
+  * Eventually during a game session((March 24,2026)) they meet and wander off from the tavern for a chat. This coincides with The Party getting into a tavern brawl and then heading off to [[Krymec's Vault]] and leaving town, unable to know what transpired with the talk between Sir Fee & Mustard Mike.
-        ◦ “Back in my day we didn’t have all these fancy ‘healing potions’ — we had mustard and we LIKED it.”
+  * Mike shortly thereafter embraces a new role as the "**Dragon Of Mustardia**".
-        ◦ “That’s the power of MUSTARD, baby!”
+  * When The Party needs to find a Dragonborn in the [[Havenspass]] area, they manage to exploit the link between Mustard Mike and his ex-girlfriend [[Elvinara]], whom he is still on suspiciously good terms with and visits every so often.
-        ◦ “You’re just jealous because the voices in your head don’t sound like Jimmy Buffett!”
-        ◦ “In Florida we call that a snack!” (even though the party is nowhere near Florida and he’s never been there — he just heard the word once)
-===Items:       ===
+====Signature Look====
-        ◦ Jar of Endless Mustard (doesn’t flow, but is never empty)
-        ◦ Invisibility Dijon
-        ◦ Sovereign glue mustard
-        ◦ Mustard of Sovereign Glue Removal (it’s just more sovereign glue mustard with lemon juice)
-===Florida Man Energy===
+  * **Pre-Mustardia**
-        ◦ Once wrestled a shambling mound because “it looked at me funny and I’d been drinking fermented mustard mead.”
+    * A violently colorful Hawaiian shirt.
-        ◦ Keeps an awakened alligator named Pickles as a “service animal.” Pickles wears a tiny Hawaiian shirt. Tied up in front of Card House.
+    * Cargo shorts with 37 pockets, every single one containing a different regional mustard or mustard related content.
-        ◦ Has been banned from three cities for “operating an unlicensed mustard-based alchemical substance ring.”
+    * Flip-flops carved from coconuts (even in a dungeon)
-        ◦ Believes every problem can be solved by either mustard or by fighting the problem shirtless.
+    * A straw hat that says “Kiss the Mustard”.
+  * **As "Dragon Of Mustardia**
+    * Mustard Yellow Shield that looks impressive.
+    * Real Shoes & armor.
+    * Somehow still a violently colorful Hawaiian shirt.
-===He follows the party whether they want him to or not: ===
+====Comments====
-        ◦ Shows up in random dungeons selling “Mike’s Mustards”
+  * (he never shuts up about mustard)
-        ◦ Always has plot coupons… but only trades them only for exotic new mustard ingredients (“I need three beholder eyestalks for my new recipe, champs!”)
+  * “This goblin blood? Too thin. Needs a coarse-ground mustard to give it body.”
-        ◦ If they try to ditch him he just reappears later riding Pickles the alligator, blasting ukulele while screaming “MUSTAAAAAARD POWERRRRR!”
+  * “Beholder eye stalks taste just like bratwurst if you slathered in honey mustard. ”
+  * “Back in my day we didn’t have all these fancy ‘healing potions’ — we had mustard and we LIKED it.”
-===Adventure hooks / ways to use him:===
+  * “That’s the power of MUSTARD, baby!”
-   * He’s the only one who knows the weakness of the BBEG (it’s a vampire that’s fatally allergic to mustard gas).
+  * “You’re just jealous because the voices in your head don’t sound like Jimmy Buffett!”
-   * He accidentally turned a town’s water supply into spicy brown mustard and now they worship him as a god.
+  * “In Florida we call that a snack!” (even though the party is nowhere near Florida and he’s never been there — he just heard the word once)
-   * Needs mustard recipe items in the same way a potion shopkeeper needs rare items to mix. PCs can be sent to swamps, caves, whatever after stuff.
-   * Tangles with the goldfish of [[Goldvale]]...
+====Items====
+  * Jar of Endless Mustard (doesn’t flow, but is never empty)
+    * //Used the [[Warlock Well]] and traded this in for a mustard finger ability. The details beyond that are sketchy still, as to what this means for him [[Mustardia|long term]]. Appears to be able to dispense mustard from one finger as will while pointing it.//
+  * Invisibility Dijon
+  * Sovereign glue mustard
+  * Mustard of Sovereign Glue Removal (it’s just more sovereign glue mustard with lemon juice)
+====Florida Man Energy====
+  * Once wrestled a **shambling plant** in [[The Mistwood]] because “it looked at me funny and I’d been drinking fermented mustard mead.”
+  * **Kept an awakened alligator named Pickles as an “emotional support service animal.”** Pickles wears tiny Hawaiian shirts, usually that matched whatever Mike is wearing on any given day.
+    * Pickles is now in the care of the [[Pirate Captain Salty Merlot|Land Pirates]].
+    *// Is technically "God Father" to Pickles. There's probably an unexplored back story there.//
+  * Has been banned from three cities((One of the cites is [[Mythburg]].)) for “operating an unlicensed mustard-based alchemical substance ring.”
+  * Believes every problem can be solved by either mustard or by fighting the problem shirtless.
-===How Mustard Mike Came To Be===
+====He follows the party whether they want him to or not.====
+  * Shows up in random dungeons selling “Mike's Mustards”
+  * Always has plot coupons… but only trades them only for exotic new mustard ingredients (“I need three beholder eyestalks for my new recipe, champs!”)
+  * If they try to ditch him he just reappears later in some obnoxious way, blasting ukulele while screaming “MUSTAAAAAARD POWERRRRR!”
+====How Mustard Mike Came To Be====
 I dislike mustard and game nights have a lot of food coming, sometimes whole food themes, but there's never mustard around when my players want it to go with whatever we're eating in real life. They never remember to bring any if they need it either, and long story short I've taken a lot of flack for not having mustard around and this NPC is payback to harass them in game about mustard.