Caislen Campaign Notes

Chuck Norris left the real world's mortal plane on March 19, 2026, at age 86. He immediately transcended to godhood in this campaign setting.

• Greater deity of pure, unstoppable badassery.
• He belongs to no pantheon of deities. Instead he is his own unstoppable pantheon of one.
• Alignment: “lawful chaotic awesome.”¹⁾
  • Alignment checks fail if look him in the eye.
• Divine Domains²⁾
  • War (obviously—master of every martial art, even the ones that haven't been invented yet)
  • Strength (or Forge/Tempest if you want to emphasize raw physical dominance)
  • Order (because rules bend to him, not the other way around)
  • Trickery (for all the impossible feats that defy reality and logic)
• Holy Symbol: A beard so majestic it has its own initiative roll.³⁾
• Core tenets for followers:
  • “When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot and roundhouse it.”
  • “Pain is temporary. Quitting is permanent. Chuck never quits.”
  • “If at first you don't succeed, roundhouse kick reality until it does.”
  • Never surrender. If Death comes knocking, answer with a spinning heel.
• Favored Weapon: Unarmed strikes (fists count as +3 magical vorpal weapons that crit on 19-20 against anything that has a face to punch).
• Temples are dojos where prayer involves sparring sessions, and holy water is replaced with “tears of Chuck Norris' enemies” (which cure cancer, obviously).
• Clerics of Chuck Norris must obviously be tanks.
  • Once per long rest Clerics of Chuck Norris may quote a Chuck Norris “fact”⁴⁾ and it becomes reality briefly.⁵⁾