The Alchemy Bottle¹⁾ can be imagined as an 8oz, wide-mouth, sports drink type bottle. Very durable plastic texture, screw on lid, and opaque orange vibe²⁾.

1. Whomever is physically touching the bottle declares out loud which substance from the below list it will produce until the following dawn.
2. Whatever substance and volume it is locked into for the rest of a day, stands, no matter if it changes hands.
3. It can dump out a maximum of no more than 1 gallon per minute of whatever substance. Substance limits apply, see below.
4. After dawn each day, it is ready to be used anew.

1. Honey, 1 gallon.
2. Mayonnaise, 4 gallons.
3. White Vinegar, 2 gallons³⁾.
4. Spicy Salsa, 1 gallon.
5. Kcuhc Sirron's Bath Water⁴⁾, 3 gallons.
6. Goat Blood, 1 gallon.
7. Olive Oil⁵⁾, 1 gallon.
8. The slime stuff that leaves a trail from an ooze type monster.

These substances are not simply being created by magic. They are being summoned from elsewhere. This implies that they may be missed where they came from. Results of such missing shall be recorded to see if it spawns any dumb plot lines or drama later.

• You, The Party, already know what you've done by the time you've read this.
  • Eyrun, player character, who held this magical item for quite awhile, started to piece together what's going on at a game session!⁶⁾
  • There seems to be some consequences happening to the mountain goats around Havenspass.
  • Fun fact, some quality olive oil is produced in the Havenspass Farmlands.
  • A certain god might also have a stake in things related to the jar.

• Technically two of this item exist thanks to the Nephele Timeline Branch Event. However players might have not bothered to make note of that fact and the technicality may or may not get ignored depending on how the campaign pans out.