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| * Greater [[Gods|deity]] of pure, unstoppable badassery. | * Greater [[Gods|deity]] of pure, unstoppable badassery. | ||
| * He belongs to no pantheon of deities. Instead he is his own unstoppable pantheon of one. | * He belongs to no pantheon of deities. Instead he is his own unstoppable pantheon of one. | ||
| + | * Chuck Norris would defeat [[The Moose]] in a fight even with disadvantage. | ||
| * Alignment: " | * Alignment: " | ||
| * Alignment checks fail if look him in the eye. | * Alignment checks fail if look him in the eye. | ||
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| * Clerics of Chuck Norris must obviously be tanks. | * Clerics of Chuck Norris must obviously be tanks. | ||
| * Once per long rest Clerics of Chuck Norris may quote a Chuck Norris " | * Once per long rest Clerics of Chuck Norris may quote a Chuck Norris " | ||
| + | * Rangers who worship Chuck Norris gain an extra 10 movement speed because they are Walkers. | ||
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| + | ====The Eyrun Ponderation==== | ||
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| + | In an interesting twist for the players of this campaign, this note is being left here to see if anyone reads it. Since the [[Alchemy Bottle]] spent some serious time in the possession of [[Eyrun]], who has since perished, and was largely used to produce bath water during her tenure with it, and said bathwater belonging to none other than Chuck Norris... it is fair to assume that the god Chuck Norris would be rather perturbed to have small increments of his bath water stolen randomly, and at one point completely drained while The Party dealt with moisture hungry minions of the god [[Torralta]]. Therefor Chuck Norris must know who [[Eyrun]] was, and because he is in fact Chuck Norris he can do anything he wises awesomely even **posthumously**. In fact if Chuck wanted to resurrect someone dead 2000 years he could and he'd kick ass while doing it. While Eyrun is lost to life, this would not stop Chuck Norris from being her back if he wanted to roundhouse her for stealing bathwater or force her to atone for her bathwater stealing ways by becoming one of his worshipers instead. Anyway consider this note as an interesting plot twist if anyone ever wanted to make something of it... note that this also does not prevent the Dungeon Master from revisiting this idea for a special NPC, encounter, quest or strange plot in the future as well. | ||
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