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| ====Jules==== | ====Jules==== | ||
| - | [[:Jules]] is a player character [[:Elf|Wood Elf]] ranger. She was born on [[:Backstories|another continent]] and notably has two moms. A Wood Elf birth mom, and a Tiefling step mom. | + | [[:Jules]] is a player character [[:Elf|Wood Elf]] ranger. She was born on another continent in the city of [[:Havenspass]] and notably has two moms. A Wood Elf birth mom by the name of [[:Nix]], and a Tiefling step mom by the name of [[:Kess]]. |
| ====Uncle Lugo==== | ====Uncle Lugo==== | ||
| - | [[:Wyrd Uncle Lugo]] is a demon far back in the bloodline of Jule's step mom. Tieflings basically trace their ancestry to some infernal bloodline, and this is his connection. He hasn't been known to appear to anyone in his Tiefling bloodline for many generations, | + | [[:Wyrd Uncle Lugo]] is a demon far back in the bloodline of Jules' step mom. Tieflings basically trace their ancestry to some infernal bloodline, and this is his connection. He hasn't been known to appear to anyone in his Tiefling bloodline for many generations, |
| ====The Painting==== | ====The Painting==== | ||
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| * IF Lugo won the bet then Skip would forfeit all rights and bonds to Lugo and related services. | * IF Lugo won the bet then Skip would forfeit all rights and bonds to Lugo and related services. | ||
| - | The actual bet, as both of these guys are very familiar with Jules, is to see if she can re/create The Painting (noted above) of herself, in Ancient Crompse, with 4 smiling bandits, while wearing noble clothes. As the painting already exists in the future and Jules has it, it is a known ancient item. A very improbable one. Lugo bet on her creating | + | The actual bet, as both of these guys are very familiar with Jules, is to see if she can re/create The Painting (noted above) of herself, in Ancient Crompse, with 4 smiling bandits, while wearing noble clothes. As the painting already exists in the future and Jules has it, it is a known ancient item. A very improbable one. Lugo bet on her ability to re/ |
| ====Party To The Past==== | ====Party To The Past==== | ||
| - | Lugo returns to Goldvale chronologically a day after him and Skip vanished off to Ancient Crompse. The Party is wandering about enjoying a generic game session getting caught up on random quests, and Lugo tells someone he knows they will speak with that he's going to be over in the [[:Rusty Cave]]. A very changed Skip is present in the future, wandering around apologizing to those he's wronged, but there' | + | Lugo returns to Goldvale chronologically a day after him and Skip vanished off to Ancient Crompse. The Party is wandering about enjoying a generic game session getting caught up on random quests, and Lugo tells someone he knows they will speak with that he's going to be over in the [[:Rusty Cave]]. A very changed Skip is present in the future, wandering around apologizing to those he's wronged, but there' |
| ====Ancient Crompse==== | ====Ancient Crompse==== | ||
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| The Party doesn' | The Party doesn' | ||
| - | In quick time they find themselves | + | They quickly realize |
| ====Lugo Ruins Skip's Life==== | ====Lugo Ruins Skip's Life==== | ||
| - | Lugo keeps Skip liquored up and getting him into all sorts of shenanigans with the loose wenches of the Gin Giant Tavern. Bandit towns are great for that. Skip, the Dark Elf, drunkenly has sex with a Wood Elf. Lugo set that up. | + | Lugo keeps Skip liquored up and getting him into all sorts of shenanigans with the loose wenches of the Gin Giant Tavern. Bandit towns are great for that. Skip, the Dark Elf, drunkenly has sex with a Wood Elf who's name he wouldn' |
| Skip has spent much time in his recent life (in the present, not the past) fretting over Ema, fertility, and becoming the drunkard since it all seems out of his grasp to fix. He's blamed just about anyone for his woes. Lugo, frustrated that he's been bound to Skip, gets Skip really drunk and a little high on some euphoric stew served at the Gin Giant Tavern. He convinces Skip to go see the local fortune teller who happens to be a Hag. Maybe she can shed some light on what it'll take for him to have a child with Ema in the future? A drunk Skip naturally manages to make the hag mad while they' | Skip has spent much time in his recent life (in the present, not the past) fretting over Ema, fertility, and becoming the drunkard since it all seems out of his grasp to fix. He's blamed just about anyone for his woes. Lugo, frustrated that he's been bound to Skip, gets Skip really drunk and a little high on some euphoric stew served at the Gin Giant Tavern. He convinces Skip to go see the local fortune teller who happens to be a Hag. Maybe she can shed some light on what it'll take for him to have a child with Ema in the future? A drunk Skip naturally manages to make the hag mad while they' | ||
| - | The catch? Skip has already unknowingly knocked up the Wood Elf from the tavern. Chronologically this happens before Ema even exists. So the curse has been the actual reason he could never breed with Ema! Therefor with all the blame out there, it was Lugo who actually set in motion that which ruined Skip's life. DO NOT FUCK WITH A DEMON! | + | The catch? Skip has already unknowingly knocked up the Wood Elf " |
| ====Painting Completed==== | ====Painting Completed==== | ||
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| ====Great Grandpa Skip==== | ====Great Grandpa Skip==== | ||
| - | Lugo over the years in sitting | + | Lugo over the years in setting |
| - Eventually guiding his own tiefling descendant into the love life of Jule's mother. | - Eventually guiding his own tiefling descendant into the love life of Jule's mother. | ||
| - | | + | - This was to completely and overwhelmingly link him and Skip's interests for the duration of the bet. |
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| + | - It was determined that Jules is 1% Dark Elf (via Skip's DNA) and real world science would declare that it would take 6 to 8 generations for that to happen as the DNA was watered down. | ||
| + | - Given an elvish lifespan averages 800 years and a variable of 6 to 8 generations was in play, this is how we reverse engineer the time frame of Ancient Crompse. | ||
| + | - More amusingly it means Skip & Jules are related. | ||
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